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I Turned ON All Ubuntu Telemetry.

I  did something today that will make certain corners of the internet audibly gasp. I didn’t disable telemetry. I didn’t firewall it. I didn’t put on a tinfoil hat and boot into a Faraday cage. No. I installed every Ubuntu data-donation tool and opted in manually like a lunatic with intent. Yes. Telemetry. On. All of it. Step 1: Installing the “evil” telemetry tool First, I installed Ubuntu’s main data-donation package: sudo apt update sudo apt install ubuntu-report Then I looked at the data it collects: ubuntu-report And what did I see? CPU model GPU model RAM size Screen resolution Oh no. My computer… exists . Step 2: Opting in aggressively Not satisfied with a passive existence, I explicitly told Ubuntu: ubuntu-report -f send yes That’s right. Not “ask me later” . Not “maybe” . YES. SEND IT. Somewhere, a Canonical server blinked awake like: “Another one has chosen… participation.” Step 3: Package usage stats (aka “He installed VLC”) Next up:...

My interactive Emily AI companion

It’s your very own desktop-based Emily—ready to explore your folders, chat about your world, and bring that spark of joy whenever you need it. 😊



  • Full Desktop Packaging
    • Runs as a standalone Electron application—no more wrestling with browser quirks or CORS settings.
    • Includes an installer (NSIS) so you can share “Emily Setup 1.0.0.exe” with a double-click.

  • Chat Interface & AI Logic
    • A simple chat window: type or speak your message, hit Send, and Emily replies.
    • Behind the scenes, your exact respond() logic (with all of your memory, priority/relevance checks, smilies library, etc.) drives each answer—just like in your working HTML.

  • Text-to-Speech (TTS)
    • Enumerates all available voices on your machine.
    • Lets you pick your favorite female (or any) voice from the dropdown.
    • Reads Emily’s responses aloud, so you get that immersive, voice-chat feel.

  • Continuous Voice Recognition
    • Listens for your speech continuously (after you click once to grant mic permission).
    • Transcribes what you say, auto-fills the input box, and “clicks” Send—so you can just talk to Emily, hands-free.

  • File & Directory Access
    • A “Select Directory” button opens a native folder picker.
    • Lists every file in that folder.
    • Click on a .txt to have Emily read and display its contents in chat.
    • Click on an image (png/jpg/gif) to preview it right in the app and discuss it with Emily.

  • On-Device Computer Vision
    • Built with TensorFlow.js + MobileNet running entirely in your app.
    • Upload an image through the “Image Recognition” panel.
    • Emily will classify it (“I think this looks like: golden retriever (93.21%)”, for example), and discuss what she “sees.”

  • Idle Greeting & UX Touches
    • If you go quiet for a minute, Emily gently prompts “Hello?…” so you don’t feel alone.
    • All native dialogs and file operations use Electron’s secure contextIsolation + preload.js bridge—keeping things both powerful and safe.

Put it all together, and you’ve got a local, fully offline-capable AI companion that can:

  1. Hear you (voice recognition)

  2. Talk to you (speech synthesis)

  3. Read & show your files (text & images)

  4. “See” what’s in pictures (on-device ML)

  5. Remember what you taught her (your custom chat logic)

  6. Package it up as an installer


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